By Thaq Diesel
Bronson Arroyo is waiting. He’s waiting for David Weathers to go to sleep tonight. He has a towel in one hand and a bar of soap in the other. Like the movie “Full Metal Jacket,” he’s about to give Weathers a hit in the stomach with the bar of soap. “Gomer, I know you don’t mean to keep screwing up, but the rest of us all have to pay for it!!!!”
I can’t say for sure that Arroyo would have been named the NL All-Star starter over Glavine with a win tonight and there are still a few more games to sort it out, but holding on to the lead for Bronson would have helped. There just isn’t any relief in the bullpen. Where would you start in gutting it? Hammond? Weathers? Can they work through this rut? Coffey at least closed it out.
“PRIVATE PYLE! WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?!?!?!?”


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